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09-26-2010 7:34 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Both our characters enter the grand legendary ancient 27th-century future coliseum to duel.

The battle starts.

I kick you in the balls and I win.

Or if you're a non-male character, I sprinkle you with a tonic that makes you grow balls, then I kick you in the balls and win.

My balls cannot be kicked, as your foot will simply be sucked into the quantum singularity that rests a few millimeters in front of my crotch.

"Who will be the next challenger?"

(Spoiler: The next challenger gets kicked in the balls too.)
12-31-2010 4:32 AMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

This pretty much happened.
12-31-2010 5:53 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

RELEVANT SOCIAL COMMENTARY.




I should write for AMC.
12-31-2010 7:30 PMRussian Agent is offline Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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RELEVANT SOCIAL COMMENTARY.




I should write for AMC.


A bunch of revenants, in the 1960s, who work in advertising

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These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

06-02-2011 10:51 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I don't watch that show, so, uh...








BOY, THOSE REVENANTS SURE LIKE DRINKING AND ADULTERY.


(That's all I've got. Sorry.)
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