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03-27-2003 3:41 PMMaji is offline Send an Email to Maji Search for Posts by Maji Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Boredom does the weirdest things to people. It made me find this website: The Love Calculator Some random results I got.:
Maji+Maji= 00%
USA+Iraq=01%
Bush+Castro=33%
Omar Alvero+Internet=89%

I seriousky need a life :dizzy:

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03-27-2003 4:18 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

This calculator is bogus. I tried X and Zero for fun and it was 44%. BLARGH! Try 0% idiots.
03-27-2003 4:23 PMMav is offline Send an Email to Mav Homepage of Mav Search for Posts by Mav Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Must be run by Yaoi fangirls... o.o

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03-27-2003 4:29 PMDoc Faust is offline Send an Email to Doc Faust Homepage of Doc Faust Search for Posts by Doc Faust Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

XP and The Cock: 44%
"The chance of a relationship working out between XP and The Cock is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together."
Laughing Out Loud

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03-27-2003 4:32 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

...That could be taken two ways. LOL

LJ + The Cock = 54%

..No comment.
03-27-2003 4:37 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Blaze + The Cock = 67%

Blaze + The Pussy = 38%
03-27-2003 4:38 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Hollow + The Cock = 38%

Hollow + The Pussy = 97%

...Scary.
03-27-2003 4:43 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Maverick + The Cock = 91%

Maverick + The Pussy = 62%
03-27-2003 4:45 PMMaji is offline Send an Email to Maji Search for Posts by Maji Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Omar Alvero+Booze= %
Magic Bum+Booze=75%
SZO+UZO=63%
Nova+Big Bessie=92%
Magic Bum+Little Girls=44%
Omar Alvero+Tetris=66%
Maji+Tetris=14%

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03-27-2003 4:46 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Ninja Cow + The Cock = 75%

Ninja Cow + The Pussy = 46%

Ninja Cow + Moo Cow = 36%
03-27-2003 4:48 PMDoc Faust is offline Send an Email to Doc Faust Homepage of Doc Faust Search for Posts by Doc Faust Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote:
Originally posted by Wilhelm
...That could be taken two ways. LOL

So could that. -_^
And it's more like, the cock loves me. :P

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03-27-2003 4:49 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Sure sure. Cocklover. LOL

Look at Mav's rating!
03-27-2003 4:50 PMMaji is offline Send an Email to Maji Search for Posts by Maji Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Omar Alvero+The cock=42%
Omar Alvero+the pussy=67%
Omar Alvero+The cow=42%

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03-27-2003 5:31 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Hollow + Venom = 75%
Hollow + Susami= 84% (alright)
Hollow + Hello Kitty= 61%
Hollow + Epyon= 38%
*realname* + Leon= 64% (yum)
*realname* + Chris= 11% (ouch Laughing Out Loud )
Hollow + Samus= 84% (O_o)
Hollow +Ridley =15%
Holly + Nekuro= 95% (damn, go them Laughing Out Loud )
Holly + Stripey= 77% (I'm scared)
Holly + Catty= 96%
Holly + Newy= 87%
Hollow + Mav= 41%
Hollow + Zero= 38%
Hollow + Torn/Null= 81% Scary
Hollow + Nova= 61%
Hollow +Boco= 58%
Hollow + Moe= 38%
*realname* + Charlie= 33% (phooey)

That's enough, but that's pretty funny..

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03-27-2003 5:58 PMMaji is offline Send an Email to Maji Search for Posts by Maji Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

It says you're supposed to put down both first and last name so maybe that is is what is making some results screwy, heh

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03-27-2003 6:35 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

LOL.. I'm so unloved.
03-27-2003 7:01 PMEdger is offline Send an Email to Edger Search for Posts by Edger Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Aww fuck....

Grayson + Pedophile = 99%.... I need some fucking therapy now.....


Grayson + Legal Age Girls = 89%


Grayson + Hates Pedos= 92%

Grayson + Nine-year old = 99%

Grayson + Fourteen=year old = 88%


WTF? IT'S RIGGED! ......


Man, this pisses me off. I tried every other age under twenty.... wait....


Grayson + Twenty-year old = 99% WOOHOO!

Grayson + Twenty-year old girl = 19%

Grayson + Twenty-year old guy= 99%


My fucking god... I'm screwed.... this fucking calculator's gonna put me in therapy...

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03-27-2003 7:08 PMZed the Dead is offline Send an Email to Zed the Dead Homepage of Zed the Dead Search for Posts by Zed the Dead Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

KurashuOtokoEXE (2:55:06 PM): OMG PIE!
Lamortte (2:55:10 PM): O_O
KurashuOtokoEXE (2:55:25 PM): 404 Not Found
KurashuOtokoEXE (2:55:28 PM): Look like my text?
Lamortte (2:55:45 PM): XD add the timmy little piccy
Lamortte (2:55:47 PM): XD
KurashuOtokoEXE (2:55:48 PM): XD
KurashuOtokoEXE (2:56:02 PM): I'd make it too big though.
Lamortte (2:56:06 PM): er tony*
Lamortte (2:56:13 PM): poopy!
KurashuOtokoEXE (2:56:17 PM): It needs to fit into my header for teh site.
Lamortte (2:56:28 PM): shrinkxxors
KurashuOtokoEXE (2:56:30 PM): 404 Not Found
KurashuOtokoEXE signed off at 3:00:08 PM.
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Session concluded at 3:17:58 PM
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Lamortte (3:44:17 PM): Crashman, talk to your doctor about anul secks, wait I am your doc..BEND OVER!
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:44:24 PM): XD
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:44:37 PM): I'm on a coding streak today.
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:44:42 PM): Well kinda.
Lamortte (3:44:49 PM): XP
Lamortte (3:55:14 PM): Boredom does the weirdest things to people. It made me find this website: The Love Calculator Some random results I got.:
Maji+Maji= 00%
USA+Iraq=01%
Bush+Castro=33%
Omar Alvero+Internet=89%

I seriousky need a life

Lamortte (3:55:15 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:55:15 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:55:26 PM): No Lives Matter
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:55:30 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:56:02 PM): Jean Zach

13 %

Lamortte (3:56:04 PM): DAMN!!
Lamortte (3:56:12 PM): =( I like her, lol.
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:56:24 PM): Micheal Jackson Tedo Jackson

65 %

KurashuOtokoEXE (3:56:24 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:56:32 PM): xd
Lamortte (3:56:33 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:56:45 PM): Jean Zach Johnson

76 %

Lamortte (3:56:48 PM): THERE WE GO!!
Lamortte (3:56:49 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:57:06 PM): Crash Man Torn Soul

74 %

Lamortte (3:57:07 PM): ROFLMFAO
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:57:11 PM): XD
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:57:17 PM): HOLY SHITTE!
Lamortte (3:57:19 PM): What's your name?
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:57:22 PM): Alec Reiter Nikki Jameson

95 %

KurashuOtokoEXE (3:57:27 PM): I like her.
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:57:29 PM): A lot.
Lamortte (3:57:34 PM): OMFGT
Lamortte (3:58:08 PM): Zach Johnson Zach Johnson

38 %

Lamortte (3:58:09 PM): XD
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:58:13 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:58:22 PM): Zach Johnson Calvin Johnson

86 %

Lamortte (3:58:25 PM): I LOVE YOU CALVIN.
Lamortte (3:58:26 PM): XD
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:58:30 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:58:35 PM): Calvin = my cousin.
Lamortte (3:58:36 PM): XD
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:58:43 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:58:59 PM): Zach Johnson Pamela Anderson

65 %

KurashuOtokoEXE (3:59:01 PM): Lesbain Lesbain

48 %

Lamortte (3:59:01 PM): o_o
Lamortte (3:59:06 PM): How could anyone love her, lol.
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:59:20 PM): Gay Lesbain

24 %


Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Gay and Lesbain, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.
Lamortte (3:59:24 PM): Pussy Cock

33 %

Lamortte (3:59:25 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:59:25 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:59:26 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:59:52 PM): Clit Clit

20 %

Lamortte (3:59:57 PM): DAMN!
KurashuOtokoEXE (3:59:58 PM): XD
Lamortte (3:59:59 PM): XD
KurashuOtokoEXE (4:00:11 PM): 404 - Isao ate the page!
KurashuOtokoEXE (4:00:12 PM): o.o
Lamortte (4:00:34 PM): Clit Vagina

43 %

Lamortte (4:00:36 PM): o.o
KurashuOtokoEXE (4:00:39 PM): XD
Lamortte (4:00:54 PM): The Penis The Penis

96 %

Lamortte (4:00:55 PM): ROFLMFAO
KurashuOtokoEXE (4:00:58 PM): XD
KurashuOtokoEXE (4:01:16 PM): GTG
KurashuOtokoEXE (4:01:17 PM): BAI!
Lamortte (4:01:20 PM): Later
KurashuOtokoEXE (4:01:22 PM): TORn-CHAN!
Lamortte (4:01:23 PM): =(
KurashuOtokoEXE signed off at 4:01:24 PM.

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03-27-2003 7:23 PMEdger is offline Send an Email to Edger Search for Posts by Edger Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

It's lesbian BTW

But The Penis The Penis, DR. LOVE IS Gay!

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03-27-2003 10:05 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Stun Factor: ZIPPO!
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