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06-13-2009 1:28 AMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Wasn't talking to you

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GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG.

Karl Pilkington: If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

06-13-2009 2:06 AMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

No, I was just saying he better get used to it
10-04-2009 7:52 PMBonesy is offline Send an Email to Bonesy Homepage of Bonesy Search for Posts by Bonesy Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

chrono dick
fanfiction by robertweizer
based on chrono trigger (and chrono cross, but final fantasy is excluded)


crono had Gay buttsex with serge and they had lots of Gay mutant babies after they grew vaginas, then they had more yaoi scenes when their vaginas fell off and there were no women at all because Gay sex is much more interesting to fanfiction.net

This post has been edited; it was last edited by Bonesy: 10-04-2009 7:53 PM.

10-18-2009 2:38 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Chrono Blade
Fanfiction by Hollow
Based on Chrono Trigger (And only Chrono Trigger. Chrono Cross is excluded)

Chapter one: The beginning of a new era

A mysterious young boy is heading to a fair.

"...." he says to himself as he pets his cat, and nods to his mother who is seemingly putting things on top of the refrigerator.

"Oh, good morning sleepyhead!" she wails with a smile.

"..." says the mystery boy.

"Yes, Crono. You are going to the fair today. I hope you didn't hit your head DOHOHOHOHO!" his mother squeals.

The boy as we now know as Crono makes his way to the fair...remembering somehow to talk to his mother again for 200G...

The fair is generally boring and pointless, Crono makes some "silver points" punching a bell...when something distracts him.

"...."

There is a tent with an old lady? man? something outside. He talks to the thing, and it tells him that the tent has horrors inside.

Crono, interested by this, walks into the tent, and is greeted by a floating head with hands. He opens his mouth, and runs back outside.

Scared out of his mind, he runs to the other end of the fair. There's a blonde walking back and forth like an idiot.

"...." Crono says, waving a hand.

The blonde stares at him, spaced out. "Oh...hi..commoner. I MEAN...hello..villager?"

Crono nods with a smile.

"I heard you types..er...you people..? Um. You like fairs and stuff?"

"...."

"Can you show me around?"

Crono shook his head no.

"Aw, pretty please?!"

Crono again shook his head no.

"Hmph!" The blonde walked away angrily.

After spending all his silver points at the "horror" tent, he leaves to go back home and sleep til noon to piss off his mom again.

THE END

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Karl Pilkington: If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

10-18-2009 2:40 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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Karl Pilkington: If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

10-18-2009 2:46 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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10-18-2009 2:48 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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10-18-2009 3:02 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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Karl Pilkington: If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

10-18-2009 4:11 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

But really, though, probably the best CT fanfic anyone could write. Very true to the characters.
10-18-2009 5:10 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I am always pissed that I can't tell Marle to fuck off at the beginning

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Karl Pilkington: If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

10-18-2009 7:38 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Yeah, maybe you should write a whole bunch of Chrono Trigger "what if" scenarios.
10-18-2009 7:40 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

What a whore Marle is.
10-18-2009 9:07 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

She literally does throw herself at Crono.

Poor mute doesn't even talk and she's all TEE HEE OMG DON'T RUN OFF...OMG UR A RAPIST TEE HEE I JUST WANTED CANDY

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Karl Pilkington: If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

10-19-2009 12:28 AMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Exactly, she even dresses like a total slut. It's ridiculous.
10-19-2009 4:27 AMRussian Agent is offline Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I never played CT but maybe this should go in the terrible art thread



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These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

10-19-2009 4:23 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Even knowing about CT, that image makes no sense.
10-19-2009 8:13 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

It's just a joke about cavepeople being into shiny things
10-19-2009 10:08 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

No, it isn't

It's the ever present hypnotizing fetish

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Karl Pilkington: If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

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