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01-20-2008 4:58 PMOld Gabén is offline Send an Email to Old Gabén Search for Posts by Old Gabén Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

CHOOSE WISELY

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01-20-2008 7:06 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

It's Instant Win.

Also: It's clear at this point Obama won't win the Democratic nomination, which I find utterly depressing.
01-20-2008 7:20 PMOld Gabén is offline Send an Email to Old Gabén Search for Posts by Old Gabén Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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Originally posted by X-sah
It's Instant Win.

Also: It's clear at this point Obama won't win the Democratic nomination, which I find utterly depressing.


... IS IT? HE KEEPS GETTING MORE DELEGATES THAN HILLARY

ALSO YOU CAN CHANGE IT IF YOU WANT; YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I VOTED FOR Awesome

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01-20-2008 7:21 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Hsan't Hilary won four states so far/
01-20-2008 7:23 PMRussian Agent is online Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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Originally posted by Aristdottle
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Originally posted by X-sah
It's Instant Win.

Also: It's clear at this point Obama won't win the Democratic nomination, which I find utterly depressing.


... IS IT? HE KEEPS GETTING MORE DELEGATES THAN HILLARY


Yes this is one of the weird parts of this whole system, you can lose a primary..yet get more delegates.

Gores not running, he's off trying to engage the global climate in some sort of all out barroom knife-fight

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These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

01-20-2008 7:25 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

PREDICTION: The global climate will win
01-20-2008 7:30 PMOld Gabén is offline Send an Email to Old Gabén Search for Posts by Old Gabén Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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Gores not running, he's off trying to engage the global climate in some sort of all out barroom knife-fight


NO I MEAN HE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND STEALS IT AT THE LAST SECOND, LIKE THE VILLAIN IN AN ACTION/ADVENTURE MOVIE/GAME

ALSO YEAH I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT, I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING

ALSO THOSE STUPID FUCKERS NEED STOP VOTING FOR HIRRARY

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01-20-2008 7:32 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I am annoyed that as far as I can tell, it's woman empowerment that did it.

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How to Steal an Election

Step 1: Lose at first

Step 2: Cry to get women n your side

Step 3: Get the media to constantly report on your fabulous upset win at the last minute

Step 4: ????

Step 5: Profit you sleazy bitch
01-20-2008 7:32 PMRussian Agent is online Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I don't think thats happened on here yet.

I like to think thats either due to intellect, or some pervasive climate of abject fear.

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JE SUIS CHARLIE


These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

01-20-2008 7:35 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Abject fear? Of?
01-20-2008 7:37 PMRussian Agent is online Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

You come home one day and find your family members mauled beyond recognition, things painted on the walls in their blood, and me sitting in an easy chair having jimmied my way into the liquor cabinet.

...It could happen.

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JE SUIS CHARLIE


These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

01-20-2008 7:40 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

No thanks, I need bagels.
01-20-2008 7:44 PMRussian Agent is online Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Then when New York has its primary, you know how to vote.

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JE SUIS CHARLIE


These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

01-20-2008 7:58 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

None of us vote I think.
01-20-2008 8:00 PMOld Gabén is offline Send an Email to Old Gabén Search for Posts by Old Gabén Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I'D AS WHY, BUT I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW, I'M JUST REPROACHFUL OF THE LACK OF VOTER PARTICIPATION

UNLESS YOU MEAN PRIMARY, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE TO BE A PARTY MEMBER TO DO THAT, OR IF ITS A STATE BY STATE THING

FUCK I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PRIMARIES

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01-20-2008 8:06 PMRussian Agent is online Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

The Pennsylvania primary is in like...April, at which point it really won't matter.

And I don't mean in some cynical "one vote never made a difference" way, I mean it's like walking into a room where everyone you know just reached a general consensus on something, then they ask your opinion, and really it's already decided. You just shrug and go "Yeah alright, I was late anyway"

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I'M JUST REPROACHFUL OF THE LACK OF VOTER PARTICIPATION


A lot of people are absolute morons when it comes to this sort of thing, so...really..

Theres people out there, on both ends of the political spectrum, who I'd like to forget it's even the right YEAR for a presidential election

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JE SUIS CHARLIE


These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

01-20-2008 8:18 PMOld Gabén is offline Send an Email to Old Gabén Search for Posts by Old Gabén Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

THAT GOES BOTH WAYS, THOUGH, THERE'S PLENTY OF DUMB PEOPLE WHO DO VOTE


LOOK I'M NOT SAYING 100%, THAT'S DUMB, TYRANNY OF THE MAJORITY AND WHATNOT

BUT MORE THAN WHAT WE'VE GOT NOW

I'M FLOUNDERING BECAUSE I CAN'T QUOTE AND STATISTICS, BUT IT ISN'T MUCH, RIGHT?

WHATEVER, FUCK IT, LETS GO BOWLING

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01-20-2008 8:21 PMRussian Agent is online Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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THAT GOES BOTH WAYS, THOUGH, THERE'S PLENTY OF DUMB PEOPLE WHO DO VOTE


We should discourage them

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WHATEVER, FUCK IT, LETS GO BOWLING


Exactly.

Only if you agree to mark it zero though

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JE SUIS CHARLIE


These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

01-20-2008 8:30 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Yeah, seriousky... I just don't feel like voting. I'm lazy you see.
01-20-2008 8:41 PMRussian Agent is online Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Okay but see, what I need is to take this laziness from you..then find a way, through like, aerosol dispersion, to get the laziness into people like...I dunno, your sister. As a random example.

Or presumably your nephew once he hits voting age, I don't see this kid surprising us and turning out to be much of anything

What I mean is, give me your blood.

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JE SUIS CHARLIE


These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

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