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05-27-2008 6:24 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

After seeing Sharpie post his ever eloquent rants about shitty commercials, and Moose occasionally bring them up as well, I thought I'd post a commercial thread.

The only commercial I can't stand as of late is a Heineken one, that has a horrible god fucking awful song in it and I have to mute it whenever it comes on since I hate the singer. It's where the ballerina passes Heineken to the men in the sauna.

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05-27-2008 6:25 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Axe commercials.

Do I need to say anything else?
05-27-2008 6:28 PMNine XXVI is offline Send an Email to Nine XXVI Search for Posts by Nine XXVI Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Bi Money:
It's where the ballerina passes Heineken to the men in the sauna.

Oh yeah. That one is tolerable, mostly because I didn't know the song and the concept of the actual commercial itself is alright for the most part.

lolaxecommercials
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05-27-2008 6:29 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Axe commercials made me hate Axe.
05-27-2008 6:29 PMNine XXVI is offline Send an Email to Nine XXVI Search for Posts by Nine XXVI Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

They make me hate the fact I use Axe as well, yeah.
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05-27-2008 6:30 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

There's gotta be something better.

Axe is like the Macintosh of... whatever it is, I can't tell.
05-27-2008 6:30 PMMav is offline Send an Email to Mav Homepage of Mav Search for Posts by Mav Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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Axe commercials made me hate Axe.


Seriousky, shit smells terrible.



In other news, the only commercial that I can actually remember in recent memory is an Amstel Light commercial which, for some reason, assumes people like/go to Amsterdam for the beer.

Which isn't annoying so much as hilarious.

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05-27-2008 6:30 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Don't they go for the hookers?
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Don't they go for the hookers?



That and the weed.

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05-27-2008 6:33 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

First I can understand, not so much the second.
05-27-2008 6:33 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Mavveh:
Quote by X-sah:
Axe commercials made me hate Axe.


Seriousky, shit smells terrible.


Smell bothers me too, but not that bad. My dad uses it all the time. So it's funny telling guys "You wear Axe don't you" and they act all cool realizing I noticed, then I go "Yeah, my dad does too. You smell like my dad"

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05-27-2008 6:34 PMNine XXVI is offline Send an Email to Nine XXVI Search for Posts by Nine XXVI Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Bi Money:
Quote by Mavveh:
Quote by X-sah:
Axe commercials made me hate Axe.


Seriousky, shit smells terrible.


Smell bothers me too, but not that bad. My dad uses it all the time. So it's funny telling guys "You wear Axe don't you" and they act all cool realizing I noticed, then I go "Yeah, my dad does too. You smell like my dad"

Fuckin' lawlz.
Peace.

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05-27-2008 6:38 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Hol: Emasculating men since the 80s.
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Quote by X-sah:
First I can understand, not so much the second.


Yeah you don't... seem the drug type.

Quote by Bi Money:
Quote by Mavveh:
Quote by X-sah:
Axe commercials made me hate Axe.


Seriousky, shit smells terrible.


Smell bothers me too, but not that bad. My dad uses it all the time. So it's funny telling guys "You wear Axe don't you" and they act all cool realizing I noticed, then I go "Yeah, my dad does too. You smell like my dad"


Laughing Out Loud

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05-27-2008 7:07 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

My dad keeps asking if I like Axe when we're at the supermarklet.
05-27-2008 7:24 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by X-sah:
My dad keeps asking if I like Axe when we're at the supermarklet.


Is he asking if you'd use it, or if he should?

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05-27-2008 7:28 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

First one.

It's like... "I hate Axe, why would I want it?"
05-27-2008 7:32 PMRussian Agent is offline Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Nine Fontaine:
Quote by Bi Money:
It's where the ballerina passes Heineken to the men in the sauna.

Oh yeah. That one is tolerable, mostly because I didn't know the song and the concept of the actual commercial itself is alright for the most part.

lolaxecommercials
Peace.


The one with the "draughtkeg" or whatever was...just kind of creepy come to think of it. Some mechanical looking chick dancing around then the abdomen opens up revealing the keg

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05-27-2008 7:37 PMNine XXVI is offline Send an Email to Nine XXVI Search for Posts by Nine XXVI Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Sharpshooter005:
Quote by Nine Fontaine:
Quote by Bi Money:
It's where the ballerina passes Heineken to the men in the sauna.

Oh yeah. That one is tolerable, mostly because I didn't know the song and the concept of the actual commercial itself is alright for the most part.

lolaxecommercials
Peace.


The one with the "draughtkeg" or whatever was...just kind of creepy come to think of it. Some mechanical looking chick dancing around then the abdomen opens up revealing the keg

I always thought that was lol... and physically impossible for her to remove something of that mass out of her body.

See, this is why I hate most commercails because I think too much in depth on them and see how completely stupid they are.
Peace.

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05-27-2008 7:40 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Could be E-Surance.
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