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Poll: Who's least likely to ever have sex again?
Isao/Ed/some other dumb fucker (post) 7 19.44%
Cack/Square 5 13.89%
Maji 4 11.11%
Iron 4 11.11%
Dustin 4 11.11%
Patient 3 8.33%
Damo 3 8.33%
Necro 3 8.33%
Alizarin 1 2.78%
Sharpie 1 2.78%
Nine 1 2.78%
Hol 0 0.00%
X 0 0.00%
SZO 0 0.00%
Total:36 Votes100%
 
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09-02-2008 2:51 PMGudetama is offline Send an Email to Gudetama Search for Posts by Gudetama Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

...Because you put glasses on the floor?

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09-02-2008 2:52 PMPedocles is offline Send an Email to Pedocles Search for Posts by Pedocles Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

No, because I wear those glasses.

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09-02-2008 2:52 PMPedocles is offline Send an Email to Pedocles Search for Posts by Pedocles Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Sho Minamimoto:
...Because you put glasses on the floor?


And yes, this too probably

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09-02-2008 2:57 PMGudetama is offline Send an Email to Gudetama Search for Posts by Gudetama Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Judge Dredd:
No, because I wear those glasses.


GLASSES!?!?!?

MEGANE-KO FETISH ACTIVATED

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09-02-2008 2:58 PMPedocles is offline Send an Email to Pedocles Search for Posts by Pedocles Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

...do what?



Oh no. These are called BCGs for a reason.

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09-02-2008 3:00 PMGudetama is offline Send an Email to Gudetama Search for Posts by Gudetama Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

literally, Birth Control Glasses. The glasses issued to new recruits in the military, so called because no girl would want to have sex with men wearing these ugly, ugly glasses.

Thank you Urban Dictionary! Awesome

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09-02-2008 3:02 PMPedocles is offline Send an Email to Pedocles Search for Posts by Pedocles Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

cocks

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09-02-2008 3:06 PMGudetama is offline Send an Email to Gudetama Search for Posts by Gudetama Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

UD allows me to seem hip and with it

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09-02-2008 3:09 PMPedocles is offline Send an Email to Pedocles Search for Posts by Pedocles Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Kids these days.

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09-02-2008 3:14 PMGudetama is offline Send an Email to Gudetama Search for Posts by Gudetama Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I'M SO HXC

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09-02-2008 4:58 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Alizarin:
Quote by Sho Minamimoto:
Quote by X-sah:
Love 3-D double triangle!?


OH GOPD THE GEOMETRY!


It's non euclidean!


Did you figure out how to use title yet <.<
09-02-2008 5:12 PMManchester Devil is offline Send an Email to Manchester Devil Homepage of Manchester Devil Search for Posts by Manchester Devil Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Can I vote for myself?

"But Manchester, you're nowhere near as lame as Eddie..."

But I've got better things to do than "get laid". Like work, an NVQ, reading books, writing fanfic and original stuff.

What excuse does everyone else have?

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It gets weirder too. I just realized...if..if he nailed her he technically had sex with everything and everyone on the internet. Including this forum.

Except he ALSO posts on this forum....so....so then is it masturbation? This is fucking trippy, how did I not realize this before.


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Your computer magically produces hentai?!

09-02-2008 5:17 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

What's your job and what's an MVQ?
09-02-2008 5:22 PMManchester Devil is offline Send an Email to Manchester Devil Homepage of Manchester Devil Search for Posts by Manchester Devil Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I work as a maufacturing operative for thirty-seven hours in five days a week.

NVQ stands for National Vocational Qualification, which is learning through working, so to speak in a nutshell.

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Originally posted by Sharp
It gets weirder too. I just realized...if..if he nailed her he technically had sex with everything and everyone on the internet. Including this forum.

Except he ALSO posts on this forum....so....so then is it masturbation? This is fucking trippy, how did I not realize this before.


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Your computer magically produces hentai?!

09-02-2008 5:23 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

How's it pay? Good work?

Well, better off than 99.9% of us.
09-02-2008 5:30 PMManchester Devil is offline Send an Email to Manchester Devil Homepage of Manchester Devil Search for Posts by Manchester Devil Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Nearly a grand in British money a month (read: just under £1,000) before tax and national insurance deductions.

It can be repetitive at times but I do enjoy the work and the people there.

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Originally posted by Sharp
It gets weirder too. I just realized...if..if he nailed her he technically had sex with everything and everyone on the internet. Including this forum.

Except he ALSO posts on this forum....so....so then is it masturbation? This is fucking trippy, how did I not realize this before.


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Your computer magically produces hentai?!

09-02-2008 8:04 PMNine XXVI is offline Send an Email to Nine XXVI Search for Posts by Nine XXVI Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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But I've got better things to do than "get laid". Like work, an NVQ, reading books, writing fanfic and original stuff.

See, I was going to agree with this but how the fuck is 'writing fanfic' a better use of your time then getting trim?

No seriousky, I want an in-depth analysis and everything on this topic.
Peace.

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09-02-2008 8:09 PMPedocles is offline Send an Email to Pedocles Search for Posts by Pedocles Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

My BCGs prevent me from getting the sex. By I can not see without them.

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09-02-2008 8:10 PMNine XXVI is offline Send an Email to Nine XXVI Search for Posts by Nine XXVI Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Have you tried contacts, buddy-boy?
Peace.

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going on or else you just become the writing team from Passions," - Sharpie.

09-02-2008 8:11 PMPedocles is offline Send an Email to Pedocles Search for Posts by Pedocles Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I don't like the idea of sticking things into my eyes.

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