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03-27-2009 8:03 PMBonesy is offline Send an Email to Bonesy Homepage of Bonesy Search for Posts by Bonesy Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I should really shut the goddamn fuck up, sorry.
03-28-2009 3:39 AMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

The Statutes At Large as of 2006 Common Era to the End of Time.

By Kaura Nighthawk, of llissaeu
An Act for the Suppression and Prevention of Flame Wars, Bickering, and Stupid Drama.

Whereas it is clear that the body known as the Megadeus Fighting League (henceforth referred to as the FL has suffered numerous episodes of inflammatory arguments between its constituents, to the disturbance of the public peace, and an endangerment to the MFL continued existence, and that the same episodes have appeared time and again with no evidence as to any acceptable conclusion now or in the future, and as the current laws regulating the MFL are insufficient to deal with the crises of ego that have wracked it since its inception, therefore for the prevention and suppression of these tumultuous episodes and for the more speedy and effectual punishing the offenders therein; be it enacted by the authority of the Moderator FallenPhoenix (henceforth referred to as P , by and with the advise and consent of his constituents within the MFL, the following resolutions:

That Megadeus Fighting League Rules Megadeus Creation Rules Content Rules #8, whereby all Megadeus weapons must be bound by the laws of physics, be changed so as to cover all Megadeus systems. The proposed rule thus shall read ll Megadeus systems must be bound by the laws of physics. 1.
That MFL Rules- Megadeus Creation Rules Content Rule #8 be more strictly enforced, as it is the extent and exceptions to this rule that have caused the most fervent arguments amongst the MFL constituents.
a.Be it recognized that the plot devices referred to as the haos Emeralds are exceptions to this resolution, as their existence and inherent worth as a prize structure is deemed necessary to the enjoyment of the MFL roleplay and combat simulation systems.
2.That systems that cannot be defined under commonly accepted theories of physics, specifically that of General Relativity and M-theory, especially that of the Chaos and Astral properties which have caused some of the most belligerent arguments, are henceforth susceptible to the scrutiny of a multi-constituent body. A total of four votes in favor must be maintained for the legality of the proposed system. Upon a favorable review, the new system is therefore available to all constituents of the MFL.
a.Be it recognized that Quantum Consciousness, though not considered a mainstream theory, is an acceptable platform in which to develop systems and weapon design, but is susceptible to a preliminary review from the Moderator, regardless
3.That all systems developed are under scrutiny of the MFL constituency at large (a process motioned by Kaura Nighthawk to be known as the anity Check. . A minimum of three votes of approval must be passed before the system is acceptable in-combat. Another vote for system approval may be enacted at any time, with the same minimal votes. All systems are susceptible to this review, with exception of the Moderator .
4.That all individual systems, with no exception, are inherently limited and can be interrupted negated or bypassed, with the sole exception of Emerald weaponry. No system may be capable of uncontested instant victory.
5.That, under no circumstances, is any of the constituents of the MFL an exception to the previous resolutions, regardless of status of Plot Device or otherwise.

Whereas actions prior to this document inception has proven that a stricter behavioral guideline than is necessary outside of the MFL online forum is needed amongst roleplaying constituents, due to the violent and personal nature of even simulated combat, and that the behavior of specific individuals has especially caused the most contention and strife amongst the MFL constituents, and that the MFL viability is solely dependent upon an underlying foundation of mutual respect and an unspoken agreement to come to terms with each other vastly differing points of view, philosophy, and backgrounds, be it resolved the following Laws of Combat:

6.That, prior to combat, all contestants shall unanimously agree as to the use or nonuse of a referee to govern the fairness of the match.
a.The chosen referee may not be allied to either side, or actively participating in the match.
b.The referee must be a unanimous choice amongst the contestants of the match.
7.That, should a referee be agreed upon, all actions that rely on deception and stealth must be addressed in full detail to the referee one turn before the action. The referee is thus given jurisdiction over a tactic viability.
8.That no constituent, be they actively involved in the match or not, are allowed to inquire or otherwise harass an active referee about tactics which may or may not be used during a match.

Outside of combat, be it resolved the following Laws of Interaction:

9.That all constituents are honor-bound to publicly treat their fellow combatants as intelligent and reasonable individuals, and interact in a civil and diplomatic manner.
a.Trash-talk prior, during and after combat is allowable and expected. It is, however, expected to remain in good humor and be expressed as such.
10.That, should a constituent prove especially bothersome to the MFL at large, a petition with a signature of five or more constituents be filed with the Moderator towards a three-month restriction of the active participation of the accused.
a.The three-month restriction, in which the accused is revoked his or her right to be involved in any of the voting criteria mentioned above, the right to participate in the roleplay, and the right to participate in combat, does not take place until the Moderator has granted his approval.
b.Only one petition against an individual may be filed every two weeks. However, if three consecutive petitions against a single individual has been passed, MFL constituents currently engaged in combat, at the time of the third petition, with the accused are not honor-bound to consider the combat scenario valid.
11.That such terms as ne God, ll-Powerful, ll-Knowing and related terms and wordings are henceforth regarded as unsubstantiated and irrelevant to actual combat performance, except at the discretion and agreement of all involved.

Be it thereby recognized that these resolutions are constructed in hopes of a better and brighter future for the MFL, in which the potential of the newest members to the oldest veterans are unhindered by their stations or their relative cumulative experiences and design bias.

In the name of Truth, Justice and Big Fighting Robots,

·Kaura Nighthawk
·Jim Starluck
·Big Money
·Zaphod Beeblebrox*
·Lauriff
·Zenigata-Da-Vida**

*Proposed Amendment I That a list of links to relevant wikipedia entries and cross-references be publicly available for all allowable energies (Kaura: Or failing that, a detailed description of its properties and interactions with all other systems. Example: Jim Starluck variable-wavelength system.)

** Proposed Amendment II That, for the purpose of Roleplay and Plot, the Moderator be given discretion as to exceptions to Clause E of the Riot Act, so that a Normal Megadeus with significance to the integrity of the storyline be given relaxed status involving the legitimacy of its systems in regards to standing rules and agreements. (Kaura: It is not, however, recommended that the GM allow such exceptions to take form within the bounds of regular, ranked combat.)

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GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG.

Moose: I wonder how many trannies were created from Chun-Li players losing to Guile.

03-28-2009 4:41 AMThe Greatest of All Time is offline Search for Posts by The Greatest of All Time Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

steven tyler

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11/23/08


Year of Sharp, 2016

Quote by X-sah:
Necro: Pfft. You're a useless waste of oxygen.

There is an idea of a Necro; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there

\m/ Megadeth \m/
Political Correctness Needs to Stop
08/27/2015

03-28-2009 4:42 AMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

mick jagger

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GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG.

Moose: I wonder how many trannies were created from Chun-Li players losing to Guile.

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roger daltrey

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11/23/08


Year of Sharp, 2016

Quote by X-sah:
Necro: Pfft. You're a useless waste of oxygen.

There is an idea of a Necro; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there

\m/ Megadeth \m/
Political Correctness Needs to Stop
08/27/2015

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paul stanley

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GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG.

Moose: I wonder how many trannies were created from Chun-Li players losing to Guile.

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alice cooper

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11/23/08


Year of Sharp, 2016

Quote by X-sah:
Necro: Pfft. You're a useless waste of oxygen.

There is an idea of a Necro; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there

\m/ Megadeth \m/
Political Correctness Needs to Stop
08/27/2015

03-28-2009 4:49 AMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

marilyn manson (same guy amirite)

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GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG.

Moose: I wonder how many trannies were created from Chun-Li players losing to Guile.

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brian warner (same guy amirite)

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11/23/08


Year of Sharp, 2016

Quote by X-sah:
Necro: Pfft. You're a useless waste of oxygen.

There is an idea of a Necro; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there

\m/ Megadeth \m/
Political Correctness Needs to Stop
08/27/2015

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layne staley

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GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG.

Moose: I wonder how many trannies were created from Chun-Li players losing to Guile.

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John Lennon

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11/23/08


Year of Sharp, 2016

Quote by X-sah:
Necro: Pfft. You're a useless waste of oxygen.

There is an idea of a Necro; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there

\m/ Megadeth \m/
Political Correctness Needs to Stop
08/27/2015

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Elton John

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GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG.

Moose: I wonder how many trannies were created from Chun-Li players losing to Guile.

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Freddie Mercury

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11/23/08


Year of Sharp, 2016

Quote by X-sah:
Necro: Pfft. You're a useless waste of oxygen.

There is an idea of a Necro; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there

\m/ Megadeth \m/
Political Correctness Needs to Stop
08/27/2015

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James Hetfield (bleh)

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GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG.

Moose: I wonder how many trannies were created from Chun-Li players losing to Guile.

10-29-2009 10:04 AMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

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The Statutes At Large as of 2006 Common Era to the End of Time.


kill yourself

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Moose: I wonder how many trannies were created from Chun-Li players losing to Guile.

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Quote by Yuber:
The Statutes At Large as of 2006 Common Era to the End of Time.


kill yourself
10-29-2009 6:53 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Kaura only came to PCF to defend Starluck? I don't recall but he came there purposely to cause trouble, and still gets less flack than X

Stupid assholes

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GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG.

Moose: I wonder how many trannies were created from Chun-Li players losing to Guile.

10-29-2009 8:18 PMRussian Agent is offline Send an Email to Russian Agent Search for Posts by Russian Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Wha?

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JE SUIS CHARLIE


These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

10-29-2009 9:10 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Kaura is an idiot

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Moose: I wonder how many trannies were created from Chun-Li players losing to Guile.

10-29-2009 10:01 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Kaura is some Asian nerd obsessed with physics and sci-fi.

He came to the MFL to, basically, break the game. As in he literally said this.
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