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Poll: Who's the worst captain?
Janeway 3 50.00%
Archer 2 33.33%
Kirk 1 16.67%
Picard 0 0.00%
Sisko 0 0.00%
There's two or more who are equally horrible! (post) 0 0.00%
Total:6 Votes100%
 
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06-16-2011 2:05 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Sharp made a good point, we should also pick the worst. Shoewesome

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06-16-2011 4:27 PMEnclave Agent is offline Send an Email to Enclave Agent Search for Posts by Enclave Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Janeway, Archer was just on the worst show.

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Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

06-16-2011 4:44 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I'm probably gonna regret this later, but I said Archer. Janeway's certainly weird, but I just never "bought" Archer. He's all nice and happy-go-lucky and not really Starfleet captain material at first, and then he's suddenly tough guy, badass, "throwing dudes into airlocks and depressurizing them" Starfleet captain and it's basically impossible to swallow.








I still like Scott Bakula, though.
06-16-2011 4:51 PMEnclave Agent is offline Send an Email to Enclave Agent Search for Posts by Enclave Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I kept waiting for the part where dean stockwell popped up and said "ZIGGY SAYS YOU CAN'T LEAP UNTIL YOU FIGHT A ROMULAN" but this didn't happen in the first 40 minutes of the pilot, so I just never watched it again

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Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

06-16-2011 4:54 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

It never really got any better.




And then the Borg and the Ferengi showed up and never said who they were. Ninja!
06-16-2011 5:29 PMEnclave Agent is offline Send an Email to Enclave Agent Search for Posts by Enclave Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Also the entire show was a dream riker watching a hologram

(This is actually how I hear it ended)

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Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

06-16-2011 6:31 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Sort of. The events of the series actually happened within Trek canon apparently, but the last episode had Riker and Troi watching the events of the last episode occurring via the holodeck, and it was just really weird.
06-16-2011 10:41 PMEnclave Agent is offline Send an Email to Enclave Agent Search for Posts by Enclave Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Shy Opinionated Grouchy Invisible Man:
Trek canon


Speaking of this, I remember when the movie first contact came out a small minority was going "WELL THEY SHOWED ZEPHERAM COCHRAN IN THE ORIGINAL SERIES, AND HE WASN'T LIKE THAT"

And my/everybodys reaction, possibly cause I don't recall that episode, was "Dude, its James Cromwell being a wacky tequila drinker who invents faster-than-light travel, how is that not awesome"

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These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

06-17-2011 4:38 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Slender Man:
Speaking of this, I remember when the movie first contact came out a small minority was going "WELL THEY SHOWED ZEPHERAM COCHRAN IN THE ORIGINAL SERIES, AND HE WASN'T LIKE THAT"

And my/everybodys reaction, possibly cause I don't recall that episode, was "Dude, its James Cromwell being a wacky tequila drinker who invents faster-than-light travel, how is that not awesome"


In the TV episode he appeared in, he'd been restored to a youthful state by an alien and sort of held hostage on a planet, so it's understandable that he'd act a little different than usual.
06-17-2011 9:49 PMAlabastard is offline Send an Email to Alabastard Search for Posts by Alabastard Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

I voted Kirk.

Ia m a dick.
06-23-2011 11:24 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Enterprise was a fucking horrible show.

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06-24-2011 12:56 AMEnclave Agent is offline Send an Email to Enclave Agent Search for Posts by Enclave Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Indeed

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These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

06-24-2011 2:50 AMLovelyRays is offline Search for Posts by LovelyRays Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Enterprise is to my knowledge the first time I ever out loud said "oh fuck this" to the television (a vulcan chick got her top caught on something climbing out of a vent or something and I'm supposed to keep watching to see if the episode got better? No no no thank you)

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06-24-2011 5:16 AMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Alizarin:
Enterprise is to my knowledge the first time I ever out loud said "oh fuck this" to the television


cocks, I'd believe it, too.

HERE, LET ME RUB THIS DECONTAMINATION GEL ALL OVER YOUR BODY.
06-24-2011 6:01 AMEnclave Agent is offline Send an Email to Enclave Agent Search for Posts by Enclave Agent Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Quote by Shy Opinionated Grouchy Invisible Man:
Quote by Alizarin:
Enterprise is to my knowledge the first time I ever out loud said "oh fuck this" to the television


cocks, I'd believe it, too.

HERE, LET ME RUB THIS DECONTAMINATION GEL ALL OVER YOUR BODY.


I think I saw that episode and just shut it off, if I wanna go watch softcore porn I have the internet, and network standards wont suddenly intrude before tits are shown.

I don't need to watch a terribly written and acted sci-fi show if I wanna see that.

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These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion..

Quote by Nina Fortner (regarding faking one's death):
Been there done that. No one would believe it this time.

Quote by Alizarin:
holy fuck i am ready to burn it all down. all of it.

06-24-2011 3:17 PMMoose is offline Search for Posts by Moose Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Enterprise was so bad that it killed the streak of new Trek episodes produced from 1989 to 2005; Enterprise is the reason Trek on TV just suddenly came to a screeching halt after a decade-and-a-half. Thanks, Enterprise.
06-24-2011 3:41 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Yeah, Enterprise was just softcore porn with a (frankly, ugly) Vulcan chick wearing tight clothing and having to PON'FARR

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06-24-2011 3:44 PMThe Greatest of All Time is offline Search for Posts by The Greatest of All Time Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

if hollow was a star trek captain who would she be (not x because we know who is in charge here Eyebrow 2 )

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06-24-2011 3:46 PMStruggler is offline Send an Email to Struggler Search for Posts by Struggler Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

Unfortunately I'd be either Janeway or Kirk. Having sex with whatever is humanoid enough to count, blowing shit up cause I wanted to, and somehow getting my shirt torn in several fight scenes

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06-24-2011 3:50 PMThe Greatest of All Time is offline Search for Posts by The Greatest of All Time Post Reply with Quote Edit/Delete Post       Go to the top of this page

now all you need is a spock

(i dont know enough about star trek, having only seen a few TNG episodes, to play this game properly Frown )

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Quote by X-sah:
Necro: Pfft. You're a useless waste of oxygen.

There is an idea of a Necro; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there

\m/ Megadeth \m/
Political Correctness Needs to Stop
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